Undead PI Jack Fleming travels to Long
Island to attend a funeral.
Problem: There's more than one body in the
Wise-cracking, street-savvy vampire gumshoe Jack teams up with the
wickedly genteel Jonathan Barrett, Gentleman Vampire, who's found a body on his
Long Island estate and has no idea what to do about it.
lead Jack back to his old stomping grounds in the newspaper world, slightly hampered by Barrett, who has his own ideas on how to conduct a murder
you can say "machine gun" both are up to their fangs in mobsters, murder, and
mayhem in this fast-paced mystery adventure set in post-Prohibition New York.
The first printing of 500 had an erratum
with the author's name on the spine incorrectly spelled, apparently by a
Lord of the Rings fan. This new print run of 500 has had that fixed,
along with a few typos spotted by an alert reader.
The "500 Elves"
erratum edition sold out. But here's what it looked like:
Typo to the left of them, typo to the right of them
Typo ahead of them; stacked, not sunder'd
Untouched by red pen or checkerspell,
Fresh from the Laser Printer of Hell
Into the Paste Orifice were sent the Five Hundred.
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