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Pat Elrod's blog!
http://www.livejournal.com/users/p_n_elrod/
Take the test: "Which Vampire Files character are you?"
http://quizfarm.com/test.php?q_id=127755&first=yes
(Sometimes this link works, sometime it doesn't)
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SNEAK PREVIEW OF THE 2006 COVERS....!
(No release date yet-just keep checking back!)
AVAILABLE OCT. 3, 2006--PREORDER ON AMAZON!!!
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WWW.BlackstoneAudio.com has done it:
An UNABRIDGED eight and a half hour audiobook of BLOODLIST!
Read by award-winning voice artist Barrett Whitener
http://www.blackstoneaudio.com/audiobook.cfm?ID=3471
Pat sez: "I am absolutely over the moon on this! Mr. Whitener did a WONDERFUL job on it, and I love the care they took on the cover art. Right now, though, I'm so excited I can hardly sit still long enough to listen to more than a few minutes at a time. I've not been this thrilled since hearing Roddy McDowell reading I, Strahd! Blackstone Audio--ya done good! Thank you!!!"
The book is in a 7-CD set, and there is a tape and MP3 version available for a lower price. You may also RENT a copy!
If you would like your library to order a copy, just put in a request with your local librarian.
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an all-new MYHR ADVENTURE in:
"All Hell Breaking Loose" from DAW.
Myhr agrees to go to a "hell con" with his sexy (is there any other kind?) succubus girl friend and runs into a demon with a terrible exorcist problem!
The name of the game could be MYHR-der!
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NEW SHORT STORY!!!
OCTOBER 2005 -- Moonstone Books presents
KOLCHAK:
THE NIGHT STALKER CHRONICLES!
All new stories featuring Carl Kolchak by the top writers in the business!
http://www.moonstonebooks.com/kolchak.asp
The premise is the same as Classic Kolchak,
set in modern-day Los Angeles!
Excerpt:
The Why of the Matter
by P.N. Elrod
My new interest was a certain Harvey Wayne Pimco, a career criminal
connected with the mobs who had somehow convinced a parole board that he would
go forth and sin no more. Toward
that end he had accepted Jesus as his savior to the point of acquiring a very
impressive larger than life prison-tattoo portrait of his favored messiah
decorating the whole of Harvey’s massive chest.
His mother, if he ever knew her name, might have been proud.
I found Harvey in a dive in
one of the least fashionable areas of L.A. showing off the skin art to several
awe-struck and slightly drunk hookers. Perhaps
he was hoping to convert them, but it didn’t seem likely.
The art appreciation seminar came to an abrupt end the instant Harvey
spotted me.
“Kolchak!
You son of a bitch!” he
roared.
Certain old friends have
used that term as a form of fond greeting to me, but my reporter’s sharp
instinct told me his outburst was outside that category.
Maybe I should have waited
until he was too drunk to know me, but I had deadlines to meet.
Mr. Pimco demonstrated he was in no mood to renew our acquaintanceship by
smashing the neck off his beer bottle and lunging over the table at me,
scattering screaming hookers to the four corners.
He’d consumed enough brewskis to throw off his aim, landing on his
face. As he rolled amid the refuse
of bottles and cigarette butts I snapped several clear slice-of-life shots that
would soon be e-mailed to his parole officer, with a date and time stamp on
each.
Then I got the hell out of
there.
I shot through the door,
jumped into my double-parked Mustang, and turned the key, intent on zooming away
into the night. But alas, my
otherwise faithful steed cranked, whirred, and whined, but ultimately refused to
catch and turn over.
Damn.
With the illogic that
sometimes seizes those who’ve grown too dependent on technology I remained in
place, trying the key, stamping on the gas and talking, pleading, praying,
cursing to my car to start for God’s sake!
Had I been more sensible
I’d have abandoned the machine and loped away on foot, for even a lame
tortoise could have outrun Harvey Wayne Pimco in his cups.
Instead, I stuck it out
while Harvey emerged from the dive, zeroed in on me, and came trundling around
to the driver’s side. The motor ground to life,
but too late. Two massive vises
clamped down hard in a death-grip on my shoulders, and I was bodily lifted from
my convertible. The vises proved to
be Harvey’s hands. He shook me
out like a housewife snapping a tablecloth on laundry day, then spun me around.
My, what bad teeth you
have, I thought, as he grinned down at me.
There was murder in his eye. I
was about to become a dead man.
He drew back one killer
fist, and I was absolutely certain that would be my last view of earth before
the angels carried me away. However, I was equally certain that there would be no beer in
heaven, and got my camera up in time to set the flash off in his face.
It worked.
Harvey’s punch went wide, he dropped me, and I hammered my feet against
the pavement to gain distance, jeering at him to come after me.
The general plan was to circle wide with him in slow drunken pursuit,
then I’d beeline for my car and escape.
But hanging out in the wrong
place with the wrong people weren’t the only violations of parole that he’d
committed. I glanced back to check
his progress—he was building up some speed after all—and to my dismay saw
Harvey had also acquired a sizable revolver. (So much for the five-day waiting
period.) He pointed it right at me.
I’d taught myself to
always be a moving target, but this time it might not work.
The bastard was too damned close.
Then I hit something.
Ran right into it. Wham.
Full stop and fall. The
breath went out of me, and the next thing I knew Harvey had the muzzle of his
gun up my nose. He was puffing
hard, small eyes blazing, a very happy maniac.
The man was a stone killer.
And I knew I
was dead.
To be continued!
Advance order from http://www.moonstonebooks.com/kolchak.asp
320pgs of text w/ spot illustrations, 6” x 9”, $18.95 cover: Doug Klauba ISBN: 1-933076-04-6
Pat sez: "I was somewhat freaked to get an invite to trib to this collection, as Kolchak is a very special hero to me. It's no whim or accident that Jack Fleming began as a reporter, so this was like one of those Full Circle Things.
Strangely, about a week after saying YES!!, I got another invitation to trib a non-fiction piece to another anthology. I was to write about a favorite book for it.
My first choice was The Night Stalker by Jeff Rice.
I'm still grinning."
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To find copies of P.N. Elrod's books please go to www.amazon.com or www.ebay.com.
Many of the sellers there will have used and NEW copies of her out of print or hard to find titles. Just use the keyword "P.N. Elrod!"
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Elrod & Conrad teamed up for this
great collection about STARGATE SG1!
Pat sez: "We each have different stories on how this came to happen, but who cares--it DID happen! We contacted a lot of people in various professional fields and asked them to write something cool about Stargate SG-1. WOW. Did they ever come through for us and other Stargate fans!
Not only did we get tribs fromt he likes of Jim Butcher & David Gerrold, but Stargate's FX wizard James Tichenor stepped up to the plate as did the delightful Tom Macbeath who plays the rascally Colonel Maybourne on the show."
(Oh, yeah, Conrad and Elrod ALSO wrote some very funny pieces for it!)
You'll want this one, and hey--by strange coincidence www.benbellabooks.com is selling it!
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Yow!
Pat has another novella in an Anne Perry collection!
It gets better: JONATHAN BARRETT tells the story!
Jonathan & his cousin Oliver travel to Dover to secure some sorely needed casks of drink for their mates back in Cambridge. In those days you avoided the king's tariff by going straight to the rum smugglers--which was always risky.
Things go far afoul when three captains vie for the sale, and murder is the result. The chief suspect is a half-French dancing master, who is also an expert with a sword, but Jonathan thinks he's innocent. You'll see some familiar names & faces from A Tale of Two Cities and a surprise appearance from a very young future swashbuckler!
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Nigel Bennett & P.N. Elrod present...
Cover art by Jamie Murray
"Vampire
hero Richard Dun, once called Lancelot, is back in the latest book in this
exciting, critically acclaimed fantasy series by award-winning actor
Nigel
Bennett and award-winning writer P.N. Elrod.
"An old enemy from Richard’s past, Charon the Assassin, returns and is literally hell-bent on bloody revenge. He’s acquired deadly new powers that are annihilating the nebulous plane of Otherside and threaten the very existence of the Realside plane. Unless balance is restored both will be destroyed.
"From the sultry Yucatan forests to the chill green fields of ancient Glastonbury, Richard Dun marshals his allies, mortal and immortal, for a fight that will span dimensions and centuries of time. He is no stranger at battling to the death, but how can one earth-bound vampire challenge a monster able to destroy the gods themselves?"
Check www.baen.com
for preview chapters! PAPERBACK RELEASE JULY 2006!
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P.N. Elrod has edited, with St. Martin's own Kim Cardascia, a new anthology from St. Martin's called:
"My Big, Fat, Supernatural Wedding."
Contributors include, L.E. Banks, Jim Butcher, Rachel Caine, P.N. Elrod, Esther Friesner, Charlaine Harris, Sherrilyn Kenyon, Lori Handeland, & Susan Krinard
All the stories are turned in! BFSW is scheduled for release in the fall of 2006.
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